Granger Danger

Music by Darren Criss (2009)
Performed by Joey Richter and Lauren Lopez
On The Space Tour (2011)

(spoken)
Umm... huh. Thanks for the support! Uh... umm... let's see, uhh, ehh, uh, it's- it's like...

(sung)
Here I am
Face to face
With a situation
I never thought I'd ever see 1
It's strange, how a dress
Can take a mess
And make her nothing less than...
Beautiful to me

It seems like my eyes have been trans2figured
Something deep inside has changed

(spoken)
Y'know?

(sung)
They've been opened wide but hold that trigger...
This could mean
Danger!

I'm
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
I could be
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
With Hermione Granger

(spoken)
Uh oh. Umm... okay. With me, it's more like umm...

(sung)
What?
What the hell is this?
You expect me to
Sing about her?
I don't care about her!
It's just a little makeup
Draco, wake up
I'm mistaken

She is the hottest girl I've ever seen3
Now, because she's like a girl I've never seen
Don't know why
I'd ever be so mean...
This could mean
Danger!

I'm
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
I could be
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love
With Hermione Granger

I wanna let her know...

I feel so queasy

But I can't let it show...

She'd laugh, "Poor Weasley"!

Come on Ron...
Draco...

You gotta let it go
You gotta let it go...

Here I am
Face to face
With a situation
I never thought I'd ever see
It's strange! How a dress
Can take a mess
And make her nothing less than
Oh! My! God!
Beautiful to me

It seems like my eyes
Have been transfigured
Something deep inside
Has changed Ooh!
They've been opened wide4
But hold that trigger

This could mean

What?
What the hell is this?

I want to sing about her
Sing about her
I want to makeup
Granger, wake up!

I've been mistaken

She is the hottest girl I've ever seen

Now, because she's like a girl I've never seen

Don't know why I've
Ever been so mean

This could mean

Danger!

I'm
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love5
I think I'm
Falling in love
Falling in love
Falling in love

With Hermione Granger
With Hermione Granger6
With Hermione Granger

Danger!

(spoken)
Oh... wanna go find like... a choir room or something to cry in?

You guys still doin' alright in the back?7

Yeah, alright... I have to say, I've said it before but I really do mean it, you guys. Starkid fans are... are the greatest fans in the world. You guys have been... incredible, thank you so so much-


Commentary & Reccommendations

There is such a perfect storm of crowd energy here that makes for a great performance. Lauren and Joey performed this song probably dozens of times, but this one in particular is really enhanced by the live recording element. It's got such an electric crowd energy, one that's shouting every word out along with the performers. From the instrumentation kicking in and the crowd bursting into cheers before anyone even starts singing, Joey realizes this is a special and particular crowd, and gets out a sheepish "thanks for the support" before really leaning into the energy the crowd is giving off later in the song. Lauren Lopez is Lauren Lopez. There is no way to improve on what she does, because she does it perfect.
At the end of the song, "finding a choir room or something to cry in" is the mood from the crowd, after a long song where everyone was screaming/singing their hearts out. That's what I really love about this recording in particular, it just has a really special energy to it that you honestly don't find in many live recordings, which mainly focus on the band. Compromising that recording quality just a little like on the SPACE tour album is for the best, I think, to capture that energy.

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